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Irish Love in Isuzu Bellett Van 
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Car(s): Isuzu Bellett sedan 1967
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Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's Isuzu Bellett van when
suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big boy,
whip me, whip me!"

Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both
collapse in ecstasy.

About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are
starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that
she allowed the kinky boy to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did.

Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in
all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease
that I've ever seen."

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:41 am
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Car(s): 1965 Wasp, 1966 Bellett, 1967 Bellett, 1969 Florian, 1973 Bellett GTR, 1976 Buick Opel by Isuzu, 1978 Gemini van
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**groan***!!!!!

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